Did not think anything happened and then...

So - work today the same old same old getting paid for people  to pretty much make me crazy. That part might be said for any job.   To the dude who said "want a chip?" and laughed in the lunch  room  Thanks for reading my blog.

I was not sure what I was going to write about today , ate Jenny Craig food , road my bike to work and then I went to Yoga (again)

Sore from yesterday I was not sure how it was going to work out. After the first few minutes I almost forgot I was sore and actually felt pretty strong. Funny thing is I used to be so tired after work I plopped on the couch and turned on the TV. Today for  whatever reason I felt energized. Maybe yesterday's work out or maybe the inspiration geeky collage I made yesterday actually inspired me. Who knows. Yes I made a  collage with Bette MIdler in the middle and a bunch of sayings to inspire me. Cut out 1  article  that said 'shopper live longer than non shoppers"  ( whoever the hell they are!)  Not exactly helpful if you shop too much but it made me laugh so it is on there too.

Before I went to Yoga I shaved my legs because when they are "poky" with stubble it hurts when they touch. It is enough sometimes to wake me up at night. The thing is I put on moisturizer. This combined with 105 degree room equals a very sweaty slippery Mary. In eagle pose my legs glided together and I almost got my right foot behind my left leg while standing one one leg and crossing my legs .  Hand in goofy crossed positron I give up trying to describe poses. I hope you get the gist. I was very slippery. It amused me.

The "mini Bikram" dudes and bendy goddesses filled the front row. Bravo folks!  you look amazing. It is amazing how good and how different every body is.  It almost felt like a Star Trec episode where I was on a planet of beautiful people and they tormented me. But the joke was on them because I kicked ass today! I was Kirk and the music was like "da da da da" ( star trec fighting  music! )  At one point I nearly yelled "yippee" as it was the first time I ever grabbed my foot in order to do standing head to knee pose. You stand on one leg, bend the other knee and grab your foot before you extend the leg and hold it forever with a flexed foot then you put your head on your knee. My  slippery boob was in the way on that one. Some day - maybe . 

I also want to say that the dude with the amazing lats and the cutest gravity defying tush I have ever seen in the front row with the tree of life tattoo on the right shoulder and gray soaking wet shorts ( not that I was looking)  should probably have a baby with the blond Colombian  bomb shell also standing in the front row to his right-  it would indeed be a superior race of bendy zen like children. I might buy one!