Thursday, November 10, 2011

Got my skinny jeans on bitches!

OK 21 Pounds off!!!!! Like almost 2 pounds gone this week at the  official weigh in and I can not believe it.  8 some odd inches off my waist! Did you know your waist is actually higher than you think!   Low rise jeans has altered people perception of where the waist line is. If I make it,  I mean when I make it to goal weight I might end up being a size 8 in some things ( stretchy things with room for a bust) . maybe because they make things bigger now?? But whatever. got my skinny jeans on today! Wrote a song called "I got my skinny jeans on maybe I will buy a thong  nothing can go wrong because I have my skinny jean on again! " I can wear them out. In my 14's  I was/am  so comfortable but they just looked weird so I tried on the 12's  ( my skinny jeans) I have not worn them in 2 years. They are still a little tight but they always were and I am actually sitting in them right now and I feel alright. Singing my song! Driving the  family nuts!!! Always fun stuff.

So I had $50 gift certificate for Bloomingdale's today and a 20% friends and family discount to use. Jack also gave me $200 fun money. I made sure it was not for food.   I bought a Vince sweater with a fur collar  CASH!  Had to I was maxed out. at Bloomingdale's! Thank god my credit limit is not that high. Whatever I got my skinny jeans on!!! la lal la

Today  was cool- had a Dr's apt,  went to Jenny Craig who by the way has changed her name to "Jenny"  like Cher and Madonna and then went and got one of my bargain massages. It was nice.I had a young man and occasionally he let out a sigh or moan which made me feel uneasy but all in all it was all good.   I then went shopping and on the way home got hit by someone who thought changing lanes was OK if you had your blinker on. She refused to just exchange info and call insurance. Her Corolla was totalled an my GMC Yukon needs a new rim.  She said she was calling her husband.  I said "OK lady" ( instead of lady I think I said "bitch you hit my damn car!" ) then I said  "  Ok you call your husband and I will call mime guaranteed he is more of an asshole than yours"  He is not an asshole but is quite assertive. .  It was weird.  What man would call their wife if the got into an accident. I would not have called mine but I thought they might gang up on me.  I called him - he sent me a plumber  named Todd that works for him and I called the police who actually said "the lady was guilty of driving while Asian" . I did not say it he did.  He then said it happened a lot around here. I told him I liked his boots. He then said I  could not have them. He was a motorcycle cop and his boots were spectacular. I really want a pair. I wonder where they get them?

DISCLAIMER- I AM NOT RACIST THE COP WAS

1 comment:

  1. Good Job on the weight loss Mary!! So proud of you...I am sure being in the "20 pound loss" range makes you happy- I know each milestone like that thrills me! And so excited about the skinny jeans too- keep on doing what you're doing, it's working!! Sorry about the accident, but you sure did give me a good laugh!

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